"The greatest thing to come out of Barnsley, since the A61 to Sheffield"

Jarvis Cocker, musician

"Loved The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican. Great fun"

Jason Manford, comedian

"Some of the funniest men on the planet... parodists extraordinaire"

Mike Harding, comedian, folk-musician, author & broadcaster


Put on yer finest knitted gladrags, style your barnet, put on your dancing shoes and bring your finest singing voices, as we cordially invite you to witness the Greatest Show On Earth (in tank-tops). 

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Hailing from Barnsley Rock City in t'North, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican are on a mission! Determined to follow in their spiritual father’s immortal footsteps and keep his legacy alive, they have a talent for Bar-Stewardizing other famous people’s songs with new comedy lyrics, on acoustic geetar, banjo, fiddle, mandolin, accordion, keyboard, keytar, and the world's first synthesiser ukulele! To complete their squeaky-clean image, brothers-from-other-mothers Scott, Björn and Alan have become instantly recognisable for their immaculate hair and their stylish choice of knitwear.

A band that is both perpetually on the move and joyously independent, since forming in 2006, they have played over 1100 side-splitting shows to date, and have brought smiles and belly-laughs to audiences across the UK; from Barnsley to Barnstaple, from Glastonbury to Glasgow. They continue to wow audiences with their anarchic live shows and a fine selection of their greatest hits, including the likes of “Jump Ararnd”, “The Lady In Greggs”, "How Deep Is Your Glove?", "Paint 'em Back", "Walking In Manpiss" and “If I Could Punch A Face… It’d Be Justin Bieber’s”.

They have written and recorded ten studio albums, independently released over 40 live recordings, successfully crowd-funded eight separate independent vinyl releases, played on top of mountains, wowed-festival goers across the length and breadth of the UK, had five different beers brewed and named in their honour, sold-out four consecutive shows on a Mississippi paddle-steamer on the Norfolk Broads in less than 30 seconds, hosted their own sell-out music and comedy festival, written & performed in their own musical, are featured in the Experience Barnsley Museum Music Archives, hold the bar-takings record for at least ten theatres, have been the recipients of six different individual awards, as voted for by the public in the Barnsley Music Awards, played the Avalon Stage at Glastonbury Festival, and to 20,000+ people at Fairport's Cropredy Convention, and even scaled the dizzy heights of a #1 and a #2 single and a #2 album on the iTunes Comedy Charts (plus a National chart position in the Top 100)!

Not bad for a daft little unsigned comedy folk band from Barnsley, eh?

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As well as appearances at venues and festivals across the UK, including Glastonbury Festival, Fairport Convention's Cropredy Convention, Cambridge Folk Festival, The Levellers' Beautiful Days Festival, Bearded Theory's Spring Gathering, Rebellion Punk Festival, Kate Rusby's Underneath The Stars Festival, Wychwood Festival, Warwick Folk Festival, Towersey Festival, Watchet Live, Wickham Festival, Camper Calling and many, many more), they have also had the pleasure to collaborate with, tour with, support or share the same bill as many of the world's finest live acts from a wide range of genres, including (in absolutely no particular order):

Levellers, Fairport Convention, Frank Turner, Eliza Carthy & The Wayward Band, The Darkness, Chas & Dave,

The Wurzels, The Gipsy Kings, Shed Seven, Mike Harding, The Blockheads, Roy Wood, Afro Celt Soundsystem,  

Dreadzone, 3 Daft Monkeys, Richard Thompson, John Otway, Richard Digance, Nizlopi, Oliver/Dawson Saxon, Focus, Toyah, The Wildhearts, Van Der Graaf Generator, Simon Friend (Levellers), Matthews Southern Comfort, Chumbawumba, The Sweet, Maartin Allcock (Fairport Convention/Jethro Tull), Kathryn Roberts & Sean Lakeman, Carter USM, Will Varley,  Miles Hunt & Erica Nockalls (The Wonder Stuff),  Ben Ottewell (Gomez),  Mark Chadwick (Levellers), Heaven 17, Tom Hingley (Inspiral Carpets), Tony Christie, The Urban Voodoo Machine, Danse Society, Bananarama, T'Pau, Merry Hell, Dub Pistols, Dan Donnelly (Celtic Social Club / The Wonder Stuff) & Jon Sevink (Levellers),  Jeremy Cunningham (Levellers), Jon Gomm, The Red Hot Chilli Pipers, Sound Of The Sirens, Martin Carthy, Norma Waterson, Reverend & The Makers, Gaz Brookfield, Tony Wright (Terrorvision), Hugh Whitaker (The Housemartins), Chris Difford (Squeeze), Show of Hands, Brian Wilson (The Beach Boys), Van Morrison, Dave Pegg & Dave Mattacks (Fairport Convention), Peter Donegan, Bay City Rollers, Lemar, Reef... and even Dick & Dom!

The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican can’t wait to bring their shindig to a venue or festival field somewhere near you and they promise that they WILL rock you… but gently!


"When you entertain the public, it's no good just having good music or singing, you must also have entertainment value, so people will go home having had a good time."
Val Doonican